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Evil doesn't exactly have the biggest dick in the world...in fact, it's pretty damn small. And, add in the fact that he had just pulled his fat body from the warmth of his steamy shower to the cold living room, well, now we're talking vienna sausage. This microchoad affliction allows the skin not hacked by the doc at birth to nearly cover the whole head.

The reason I'm telling you this? He had wedged 5 Q-Tips between the flap of skin and the head of his dick. All pointed outwards like antennae.

He stood there with his hands on his hips and said,

"Sputnik".    

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