Evil
doesn't exactly have the biggest dick in the world...in fact, it's pretty
damn small. And, add in the fact that he had just pulled his fat body
from the warmth of his steamy shower to the cold living room, well, now
we're talking vienna sausage. This microchoad affliction allows the skin
not hacked by the doc at birth to nearly cover the whole head.
The reason I'm telling you this? He had wedged 5 Q-Tips between the flap of skin and the head of his dick. All pointed outwards like antennae.
He stood there with his hands on his hips and said,
"Sputnik".